Well, I do know how much the Cap'n hates rock and rap and I can imagine what the cellar looks like. It seems to me he and Amos are taking the only sane way out of this dilemma.

I, on the other hand, will be escorting a woman for whom our whole culture is a mystery - ALL of it, not just the Mudcat portion. For that reason I am sure the kind ladies will leave me out of their machinations.

The rest of you guys are on your own!