Three couples were staying in the same hotel somewhere in the British Isles, one American couple, one English and one Danish. In the morning they ended up seated at the same table for breakfast.

Says the American man to his wife: "Please pass me the honey, Honey".

Says the Englishman to his wife: "Please pass me the sugar, Sugar".

The Danish bloke thought long and hard, then he uttered: "Will ye pass me the bacon, ye big, fat sow!"..

Bente, Denmark ;-))