Well, doggone! You have one little toddy and a couple of corn chips and they roll ya right out the door of the Cantina and into the hay barn! Say, this looks like a right nice place...kinda reminds me of them Golden Days when I was a mere wee child in love with equines--most kids knew who Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, The Lone Ranger, Tonto, and Zorro were--but how many of you young 'uns remember their *horses'* names??

I'm gonna hang my Stetson right up here on this here old harness rack--y'all won't let me forget it if I have a couple too many Lone Stars, will ya? Thankee...

Okay! I got me a chicken wing, a beer, a hay bale--Hey! Arkansas Traveler? That's a good 'un, Susan! Would ya happen to know "I'd Waltz Across Texas With You"? Here, I'll hum it for ya...anybody got a Dobro?