Dear Mick,

You shouldn't post after midnight...your spelling gets *terrible*...and you're too vague to be understood!

every schoolchild knows it's "f@*#ing"!

Also, WHICH "thong" do you want to put in? I think the DT has about a bajillion in the bawdy category that address in various ways the activity presently known as "f@*#ing"!

Finally, if it's the "potato thong" you're thinking of, you should probably get Cheryl Wheeler's permission to put it in the time capsule.

V (who never goes to the tavern, and doesn't really know anything about it at all!)