Personally, I like the 11th commandment.

And I'm sure there are already jazz combos that perform in churches..or at least there are musicians who perform with jazz combos-though the churches are probably Babtist or COGIC {Chruch of God in Christ} and not Catholic churches.

And as to Yo Mama..well if the new Pope is the Nigerian bishop-or even if he isn't maybe he would like to check out this link [no disrepect intended}

Clean Yo Mama Jokes