Even before seeing the thread today about the condom-puttim-onnim machine, I was thinking, "What I need are t-shirts and sweats in orange-tabby color, so the cat hair doesn't show quite so much." What color would YOU want-- Russian Blue, Tortoiseshell....?

This follows on a past idea-- toddler and baby t-shirts in common food/dirt colors such as Babysh*t Yellow, Urpy Print, Camo Mudpie, Camo Grasstain, Pureed Squash, Spaghetti Sauce...

Or "Va-VOOM!" laxative?

What else do we really need, to make YOUR world work better?

How about the "just about to break" string indicator? The "offpitch-singing" vibrating alarm? The "Bodhran Lurking" alarm?

~Susan