That's great! A decievable deception-proof device.

I'm not lazy but I'd like to have a device that, when I want to clean the house, passes everything that needs dusting or polishing past my chair at arm-rest level so that I need only reach out just a wee bit to accomplish the task.

We've got self-cleaning ovens -- I'd like self-digging holes and self-painting houses and self washing and waxing cars.

A car that would levitate over traffic jams.

And while I'm at it -- a device that would change traffic signals to green as I approach them.

...and a rocket launcher with stupid-idiot-seeking missles that is horn activated.

a remote tenor banjo mute.

...and a fiddler de-arrogantizer.