what we have here is a circus with a bunch of clowns running around harem-scarem
            helter-skelter
                         higgledy-piggledy
                                           hockety-pockety hubbledy-bubbledy
                hypsy-dypsy

each claiming to be the ringmaster.

But to the observer who might have been interested in the posted SUBJECT it's still a bunch o' clowns clomping around in big floppy shoes looking for their minicar.