Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Subatomic Cafe. My name is Werner and I'll be your server tonight.

Might I suggest you start off with our house specialty, the quark and gluon soup, followed by some nice lambda particles in a bed of fresh gravitons.

Then, for the main course, our special tonight is stir-fried neutrinos served with a spicy mix of hadrons and bosons.

And for dessert, our famous "Spin ½ Pie" with your choice of up-quark or down-quark ice cream. So good you can't tell if it's particles or waves!