So, uh, if some o' my "people" er, uh, ancestors, met some o' my other "people", uh, that is, other ancestors--a commin' acrost the plains & some of em was friendly but others wuzn't & done did some shootin' & then a bunch o' them thar dirty dog evil guv'mint fellerz a wearin' uniforms telled some o' my people thet they wuz to walk a looong trail to the promised land which was to later be tuk away, and them people thet did the walkin' was a mixin' it up wif some o my other people & didn't want anybody to know about the ancestors thet did the trail walkin & so kept on a mixin' it up till nobody nowhere remembered whut anybody wuz before the mixin'--so do I git some o' thet thar repair-ay-shun stuff fer the part o' me thet got all mixed up? Cuz I could really use some repair work--some nips & tucks, & new knees, and flab schloopin would be nice, not to mention that when I wave my upper arms wave back--boy could that use some repairin'!!