whoa! mudcat radio tipped me off that there was nakedness being discussed on this thread. so i says to myself: self, this is where you need to be posting.

anyone who thinks a sexy body is prerequisite for public nakedness is just plain wrong. please re-read rick fielding's post on "falling in love with mudcatters" for a particularly eloquent explanation. one woman stands out among my all-time favorite naked people: she was at least 65... probably older. she was about five-feet-nine-inches tall, with frizzy, salt and pepper hair halfway down her back. she stood tall and strong with her wrinkly little pot belly right out front and her breasts sagging to her waist. she was a classic hag. she looked you right in the eye so you felt she was seeing all the way down to the bottom of your soul.

and another of my all-time favorites: another old woman, this time a lesbian and dianic wiccan (she and her partner were both former nuns). she got naked for a full moon ritual, and gussied up by tying a bow around her saggy left breast. ha! show me the young sexy woman who can tie a bow around her breast and i'll show you the tragic victim of silicone poisoning.