The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #80619   Message #1470732
Posted By: Little Hawk
25-Apr-05 - 10:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: Why Left Nut?
Subject: RE: BS: Why Left Nut?
Yes, the right nut is considered more valuable for some reason...same as the right arm. It doesn't seem to matter as much with eyes, feet or ears for some reason.

It is a fact that most males worry more about losing a nut than they do about losing a major section of the brain. This does not indicate a terribly high degree of awareness, does it? ;-)

It is also a fact that Steven King is almost incapable of writing a lengthy story without including a scene where something horrible happens to someone's testicles. This indicates one of two things:

1. Steven King is an immature dork.

2. He's a smart man who is writing for an audience of immature dorks, and knows just how to get their full attention.

I read one or two Steven King books once while whiling away some very long hours on a gas station job. I always felt like I needed a shower afterwards to clean out my mind.