Ted, we could always introduce a fox into the proceedings! LOL!
Cheerleaders? Are they the nubiles in short skirts who kick their legs in the air? Hmmmmmmmm! Maybe letting the US loose on it isn't such a bad idea!
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PS - Suzanne Dando was a wonderful addition to the attractions at the England v. Zimbabwe one-day match at Trent Bridge a couple of seasons ago! Thoroughly approved!