Sir:

You have my heartiest congratulations, Mr. ell. You have, once again, shown what a true MOABite thinks of such crass, craven, nouveau riche, johnny-come-lately, lickspittle, weak, wussy, gutless, mean-spirited poltroons as Flagrant Ted. Moreover, in doing so you have captured 75% of post 10,000.

I am certain that Gluon also sends congratulations, for I saw him lifting a leg in what I assume is agreement.

Sincerely yours, etc. etc.