"has anybody seen my gal"
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Eyes of blue
wears cheap shoes
He always knows just what to do
Will any body vote JC?

Hairs a mess
Wears a dress
Says his daddy is the best
Will any body vote JC?

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You know that some folks
Hate that
he hangs with whores
Some folks say that
He seems to even love the poor.

Heaven sent
And hell bent
He's running for the President
Will any body vote JC?

He's Democrat
That's a fact
He's got it in for all fat cats
Will any body vote JC.

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You know that some folks
Hate him
Cuz he's a Jew
Our folks love him
He is just like me and you


As President
Every Lent
The rich will give back
All they spent
Will any body vote JC?

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You know that some folks
say that
He's Socialist
I say it beats
torture and an iron fist

Jesus Christ
Men and mice
All think that JC is nice
Will any body vote JC

Blacks and Jews
Muslims too
Join against the
Falwell crew
Will any body vote JC?


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The TV
reverends
all Denounced you.
That they hate is
The one thing that we know is true.


Double U
Gets the flu
He turns right into
Soap and glue
Everyone suspects JC

Miracles
Spirituals
And songs that are
Satirical
Will any body vote JC

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The folks that hate
Say JC's a fraud
But they vanish
As if by some act of God

He's Democrat
That's a fact
He's got it in for all fat cats
Will any body vote JC ?

8) Don Hakman