Dear Bunnahabhain -
You are on to a new concept that will take at least two more minutes for people to get. Or else your concept of the reality of two more minutes was there for getting people.?
It doesn't really matter which way the wind blows, though, but it matters if the wind was blown last Thursday and only if the cumulus clouds where out at precisely 11:32 am. (That would be central standard time)

If it was meant to be a pillow stuffed with a burgandy eggnog, than I would advise drinking it slow.