Just sent a review to the New York Times, they made me chop my above verbosity to 1500 characters! With the whole world wide web around me and they force me to contain myself to 1500 characters.

When "Independence Day" came out I had a student radio show. I went on about how that movie sucked like a Hoover for five minutes on the radio. god that felt good.

1500 characters!

blam damn love my own spam!