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Thread #59418 Message #1474980
Posted By: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
30-Apr-05 - 10:57 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Today is "Be Kind to Freds Day"! I so declare it!
Insofar as Freds have been an integral part of the MOAB for almost two years and, insofar as Freds have received absolutely no formal recognition of their contribution to the lunacy, we do hereby designate this day in their honor!
However, lest anyone get overly excited, please note that it is merely "Be Kind to Freds Day". It is not "Freds Are Really Great Guys Day" or "Exchange Bodily Fluids With Freds Day" or even "Take Freds to Lunch Day". There's no need to get all het up about it. If you happen to see Freds, just don't squash him/her/it/them or anything. And, yes, this even goes for Chuckles.
Presumably, you may resume squashing Freds tomorrow.