C'mon Bert, I think it'd be fun to watch. Either "drool, grab, smooch, drool," or "Er...hi, I'm...um, Big Mick. So, um, how's it goin?"

I will be there, if I have to crawl all the way on my hands and knees over a very long hot bed of coals. (To the Getaway, not the meeting of Mick and Alison, the object of his obsession :-)