...and if it works out well, even with Duane's facial hair and flatulence, maybe you could get a gig playing some soft backkground music for a group of Gingrich supporters...and get even BIGGER headlines:

NEWT'S COOTS ROOT AND HOOT FOR HIRSUTE POOTS AND TOOTS IN SUITS AND BOOTS ON LUTES AND FLUTES WITH MUTES"

...........help me...............Skiffler, buddy..call up the Insanevac chopper and turn down the sheets on my bed at the NYCFTTS...and tune my tiple!

Spaw