This may not connect unless you have followed the Jeff Gannon/Guckert "fake reporter"/gay male escort scandal now being actively suppressed by the White House. You can check it out via a number of blogsites, like www.cannonfire.blogspot.com. *

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"Dubya's In the White House Layin' Low"

to melody of "Adam's In the Garden Pinnin' Leaves"

Oh, Rove, where is Gannon?
Oh, Rove, where is Gannon?
Oh, Rove, where is Gannon?
Gannon's in the White House all night long. [repeat over & over]

First time Gannon called Dubya did the ditty,
Gannon's in the White House all night long.
Next time Gannon called Dubya called him pretty,
Gannon's in the White House all night long.

Next time Gannon called Dubya 'fused to answer,
Dubya's in the White House layin' low.
Next time Gannon called Dubya played the prancer,
Dubya's in the white house layin' low.

But Dubya said I was his prettiest reporter,
Dubya's in the White House layin' low,
Dubya said I was just doin' like I orter,
Dubya's in the White House layin' low.

Oh, Rove, I can't find Dubya,
Oh, Rove, I can't find Dubya,
Oh, Rove, I can't find Dubya,
Dubya's in the White House playin' God.    [repeat over & over]
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*Cannonfire's commentary in part, clipped from that website:

Why bring a male escort into the White House if not to provide sexual services?
That question answers itself. And just who would use such services?
When Gannon-gate broke, we saw a number of hazily-sourced stories appear, indicating that Karl Rove and Scott McClellan are gay. Were these claims a diversion? Even if the allegations are true -- and I have no overwhelming reason to believe that they are -- these men do not live at the White House. Those who work in that building who are wont to tryst can tryst elsewhere, at some location that does not require secreting a hooker past the Secret Service.
Ask yourself: How many males actually live at the White House?
I can think of only one.