To fart it is a pleasure,
It gives the bowels ease.
It delicately scents the sheets,
And suffocates the fleas.



Now for one of my originals....never "aired" in public before!

I went to an organised party,
Which was somewhat out of my class.
Compared to the other attenders,
My manners appeared somewhat crass.
But someone broke wind, yes they farted,
And the blame was sent all round the houses.
What made it much worse was, whoever it was,
Had done that great fart in my torusers!

Best wishes, Mike.