Tonight at our session at Holsworthy in Devon.......
Customer 1 "What is that instrument,is it a Lute?"

Musician "No It's a cittern"

Customer 1 "Whats the difference?"
Quick as a flash, before the musician could reply......

Customer 2 (the other one!!) "You pull the chain on a cittern when you've finished!!!"
Musicans 2,3 & 4 "Hysterical laughter"

For more of the same, visit the Kings Arms Holsworthy Devon 1st Tuesday of the month.
Cheers, Lucy