Alice spies the DogDuck, sniffs, and is instantly "in love" AGAIN. The mailman is on vacation, so any port in a storm.
She sidles up, sniffs his butt, ignores the foul mouthed human attempting to dislodge her from the bar, and plops down cuddly in his way. "MEOWWW" she purrs and looks beguilingly into his eyes while side stepping a bar rag and pissing on its owner's hand. "Hi sailor. Looking for a good time?"