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Thread #15846   Message #148088
Posted By: raredance
11-Dec-99 - 11:16 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Bonnie (funny stuff)
Here's an expansion on one above that already involves a very rapid expansion.

Oh Zekey looked into the gas tank,
The contents of which for to see
He lit a match to assist him
Oh bring back my Zekey to me

Now Zekey had long curly tresses
And sideburns that went to his chin
And eyebrows that met in the middle
But now they are nothing but skin.

His nose was a prominent Roman
His eyes and his teeth all in place
But the force of the gas tank's explosion
Pushed 'em all to the back of his face..

rich r