Deer Miz Toots,

I wunna thankee fer all the nice pitcherz whut yuh dun put up an all, even thet stoopit possum whut Catspaw luvs so much. An I dun chekt out thet pitcher uv David too an I seen az how he wuz all circullt by then purty young gurlz soze I figger he muz be Ok even iffen he duz dress rite funny.

Catspaw iz doin lotz uv Chrissmuz stuff but when I tole him whut you sed bout Mr.Duane an all, he sed thet Mr. Duane wuz probbly nockt out cold frum bean hit with a trout affer pazzin sum gas.

CLETUS