There's only one thing worse than spoons... Tamborines...

I'll happily take a break when either comes out... even if I just got back from a break...

I have taken such away from audience members too...   Appear genuine... apprach them with a smile saying "Hey... cool... lemme see that for a second eh!?!" and when they hand the thing to you, walk away with it.. toss it out an open window or door, or into the trash and go right back to work....

When they protest, hit them with a good solid "F#CK YOU!"