Come on Tory boy, you must realise that the time and tide of politics has changed, you seem to be locked in a time warp, it is solely because of people like you that the tory party is unelectable. I hate to tell you this, but mobile phones are smaller these days, loadsamoney is not funny anymore, and shakin stevens hasn't been at no 1 for years. Its time to move on, I am a Tory voter, but I don't want to win an election by sneaking in the back door, I want the party to unite and present it's common sense policies in a way that will influence the public at large, the British public has showed that it wants services that benefit all, I believe the tory party can deliver this, in a way that benefits all, and gives people self respect and a belief in themselves, the next election is there for the taking, but not if misguided people still present the party as an elitist organisation, the modern Conservative party is there for all to benefit from, and to give choice to all people, try putting the positive across. And we just might see a proper Conservative Government rather than a unpopular bunch of backscratchers that have gained power by luck. and will get booted out in 5 years.