#10 is the most unlikely of the whole bunch (i prolly shouldn't have included it!) -- you're actually on the right track. I imagined (fertile mind that I have) a headline of "Bayh ND-ing" or binding. When you add "Evan" into the mix you could even stretch it to "Evan Bayh ND-ing" or, "ebony binding".

I will accept my punishment, however harsh.