The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #80843   Message #1481974
Posted By: Azizi
10-May-05 - 06:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: Gas, Wind, Flatulence
Subject: RE: BS: Gas, Wind, Flatulence
Brucie said:

.."they emptied the institutions today."

[And I say "Who is they? And what institutions are you referring to?"]

Brucie also said
"This thread was supposed to stop at seventy-five. Y'all jus' have to let it go."

[And I say "Why should we stop when we're havin fun?'?"]

Hey, I just got an IDEA!!!

What do you think of a children's elimination rhyme that plays off the concept of stinky poo feet? We can call it "Rotten or Fresh!

Here are the instructions:
'Children' stand in a horizontal line.
One 'leader' stands facing the other 'children'.
The children extend one foot out toward that designated leader.
The leader starts chanting the words
"Rotten or Fresh. Pee Ewe! [or however that 'you' sounding word is spelled] "Rotten or Fresh. Pee ewe!"
With each word he or she chants, the leader points to a different child's foot.
The child whose foot is pointed to at the last "Ewe!" has to say either the word "Rotten" or the word "Fresh".
If, for instance, the child chooses the word "Rotten", the leader spells out the word "R-O-T-T-E-N", and points to a different foot with each letter.
The leader then continues pointing to a different child as he or she says the words "and you are OUT!"

This continues until the last person remains. That person is "IT".

So is this the folk process or what???!!!!

Of course this doesn't have too much to do with this thread, except for the rotten smelly feet...

But I think this has potential. What do you think?





Azizi Powell