I've heard, but can't confirm, that lion...manure...and the...manure...from similar big cats will keep deer away from your property. The National Zoo ain't that far away, Bobert, and the Smithsonian runs some sort of animal park in Virginia. Dang, boy, but you could post signs that say, "No Trespassing -- Beware Of Lion Shit."

It'll git ya talked about, if nothin' else.