Rumple tweezer ran the dinky tinky shop at the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in dingley dell. There here sold contreceptives and...::looks at book:: naked?...with a melon??!

Conrad Pooh and his Dancing teeth....i just liked the name

Seducing milkmen was good.

(an audio sketch - String)
"stringettes, a million household uses."
"like what?"
"Tying up very small parcels, attaching notes to pigeon's legs, destroying household pets."
"destroying household pets? How?"
"If it's bigger than a mouse you can strangle it, if it's smaller you can flog 'em to death."

and of course, the Palin and Cleese..

"Do you want to come back to my place?"
".....alright"