"Thad af ter be mower gradely quick wi't'patter ter ger on my wick, lass"

Dave the Gnome - that's the worst Geordie accent I've ever heard!

Long live Red Rose County!

- on the earlier point any member of my audiences would be happy to give up their seat for me - mind you that's because at my age I either sit down or fall down and they've a lot of respect for their (Very) elders!