Well, it just beats me, is al. I can't reckon it nohow. I am glad Gluon has employment as the designated carrier of the strong nuclear force, though, on account of how he's so good at it. Why, when Gluon was just a pup, he'd stop spinning altogether if you threw him some of that nuclear force, and he;d bring it back right off, straight up. Then he'd spin for a while begging for you to throw it again!! He's a nacherl, I'm tellin' ya!


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