Hubby is sat up in bed reading the newspaper just before turning the lights out and his wife comes into the bedroom stark naked.

She pulls on brow and says "Look at the wrinkles".

Then she pulls under her eyes and says "Look at the bags".

Then she points to her breasts and says "Look how they droop".

She looks at the back of her legs and says "See, I have cellulite!"

She looks at hubby still reading the paper and says:

"Can't you see anything nice about me"?

"Your eyesight's good! he replies.