Here ya go Bill.

Guy and his dog in a bar. The bets get placed. $10,000 riding on it. The guy says his dog can talk.

He says to the dog, "What's on top of a house?" Dog says, "ROOF!"

Next he asks the dog what its paw feels like when he rubs it on sandpaper. The dog says, "RUFF!"

Last, he asks the dog to name the greatest baseball player of all time. The dog says, "RUTH!"

Needless to say, they get booted out of the bar. On the sidewalk, the dog looks at his owner and asks, "Do you think I should have said Dimaggio?"