I once overheard two[presumably drunk] blokes chatting as I was sitting on 'the throne' in a public toilet, one said to the other, "you know 95% of the people in this world are bastards" and his friend replied, "yes and the other 95% are wankers" Maths obviously not his strong point!
A quote from UK radio 4, "Crime...... Politics without the lies"
Giok