You are typical of the type of person who tap dances and doesn't take any responsibility for his actions.

This statement describes you one hundred percent exactly, person who posts as Martin Gibson.

"didn't mean it" or "just funnin" doesn't let you off the hook for being a schmuck.

And neither does "I don't take any of the internet seriously, it's all just a big joke to me" let you off the hook for being a schmuck. And you are a schmuck.

The fact that you don't see this is proof of the fact that you are a totally self-absorbed, puerile, egomaniacal, crybaby. You take it all very seriously, and you just can't stand it when you don't have complete control of everything that happens around you.