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Thread #59418   Message #1488467
Posted By: GUEST,Amos
19-May-05 - 04:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
WASHINGTON, May 19 (Reuters) - Two separate teams of researchers working hundreds of miles apart have discovered a new species of monkey in Tanzania.


The highland mangabey is a medium-sized monkey, about 3 feet (90 cm) tall with a long tail, long brown fur, a black face, hands and feet.

Adults make a distinctive, loud, low-pitched "honk-bark" call. They live in mountainside trees at elevations of up to 8,000 feet (2,400 metres).



Emphasis added. I suspect the universe is dicking around with us for inventing Gluon. These things happen -- observation collapses and reifies a subset of a probability wave, producing the condesate known as real events. When you add BS to observation, the fermions and bosons get so confused they cross-reify as imaginary animals which have honk-bark or quark sounds. BS gives a whole new definition to the cliched notion of quantum entaglment, and, like entanglement, works flawlessly in total disregard of normal spatial dimensions.

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