I am astounded to have discovered This Pie Chart on the Web! Sure, if you actually read the content of the website from which the pie chart was originally taken, you'll see that it purports to have something to do with a game based on an animated movie that sounds a lot like a bovine rip-off of Chicken Run. Hah! We're not that easily fooled! The pie chart is obviously a graphical representation of an extremely detailed study into the nature of BS as we know it!

You may find it helpful to open another browser window so you may refer to the pie chart while reading the following:

Please note the slice "M" being taken from the pie. Obviously a reference to our own dear MOAB. And the slices on the top are "B" and "S"! Do we need to state the obvious? Then we have slice "K", a blatant reference to Khing khandu of Mississippi. Then there's slice "A". Don't we have someone around here who signs his posts with an "A"?   Slice "D" is a pit problematic. I had first thought that it might be a reference to Rapaire's real surname but, upon further reflection, have decided it means "Dumbass", which is an apt blanket term for a number of MOABites including Tweed and yours truly.

To discover that a couple of soccer-moms have clandestinely undertaken such a detailed study of BS only underscores the vitally important stature that BS has assumed in our society. That they should have cloaked their studies under the guise of a children's game is another matter. I'm not at all certain what other matter it is, but you can bet your ass it's another one!