As we seem to be amused by this thread I thought I may as well expand on my earlier assertion;

Andrew Lloyd Webber would orchestrate the campaign.Phil Collins could sing the Theme Tune ("I(We)Missed Again",or "(Just Give Us) One More Night(Try) maybe) and Paul Daniels he could do "Not A Lot" with the lovely Debbie McGee giving the campaign its slogan "We are totally unelectable but look at the legs on her" this gets The SUN newspaper (LOL) behind them.So much better than Michael Howards' attempt at PR manipulation - I surprise myself sometimes.

Regards.

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