Unless of course, what we're after is "The Green Rolling Mills of West VIrginia" (tune by Bruce [U. Utah] Phillips)--a parody so new it hasn't been written yet, as far as I know.

("The Green Rolling Mills of West Virginia
Are the nearest thing to heaven I'll even know
They'll clamp me, and they'll stamp me
They'll keep me, and they'll never let me go.")

--Charlie Baum