Dear pixieofdoom,
   My wife and I rescued two cats from a local shelter a year ago. We went through this same process...and it is a process to name your cats. We took home a female black cat and a Male miore tiger cat. My first suggestion was to name them Opra and Dr. Phill...shows you where I'm coming from. However, They were named by the passing of time! Dr. Phill from the moment I witnessed his masterbation techniques...I had to give this cat a home. Teddy Tummysucker...now Teddy became his name. As for Opra, she became Lillybelle
from the Neil Young song "Southern Man."

Peter