So that's what happened!

I always wondered why I was so shunned by girls in high school. It was only my light waves.

Thank goodness that since then women no longer abhor me. In fact, I have to beat 'em off or I'd never get anything done.

What I experience now might be called "antirecoil." Obviously, that should be described as nh*lambda. The problem is, the antirecoil itself causes recoil in the target subject. That creates anti-antirecoil, or nh/lambda, which, of course, creates anti-anti-antirecoil, and so on ad infinitum. In brief, the whole damned universe is just bouncin' around.