I seem to be missing a verse, at least one.

I once ate only carrots and lost six pounds
But when I gave up carrots, I gained back ten
(two more lines I can't remember)

Annimaterra, can you help?
And cool you've got a morris team, we have a woman's morris side here in Portland, too, with a nifty name that escapes me at the moment.

Blessings,
Barbara