Gee, Max, that's quite an adventure you've had. I think we should all have a psychic song circle and think a few songs for you. I'm thinking of camp songs right now - the ones with the motions that I'm sure you don't feel like doing right now.
C'mon, now, Max. I want you to think your way through the "Hokey-Pokey" without screaming...
Hope you're feeling better soon.
-Joe-