Oh, the sympathetic ache in the bones 'n' joints that had screws and plates once and don't any more.

The day will come when all this is an adventure you will remember as a learning experience. This is where you learn how mortal you are, what genuine pain feels like and that if you can feel it you're alive and that's good, and who really loves you baby. I think you've already figured out that last one.

Wait for the day when you set off a metal detector and it's funny. It will come. Meanwhile, have fun with the next task: learning to climb into and out of the bathtub.

The Getaway would not be half as much fun without you and the Mick. So the pair of you better be there!