I want a remote "blipper" which will do three things:-

1. Detonate the source computers of spam E-Mails, at the touch of a button.

2. Ditto the telephones of double glazing, and insurance, salesmen, who invariably call as I am either eating the first mouthful of a particularly good meal, or watching a particularly good TV program.

3. Detonate every mobile that rings because its terminally stupid owner does not know enough to turn it off at a folk session, at least while people are performing.

But of course someone would then get a counter zapper to detonate me. Ah well!

At least I have this wonderful mental image of hundreds of busy little spammers appearing briefly high above their workplaces, then returning to earth singed and blackened. Houston, we have several problems. Scramble the F16s!

Don T.