"Spotty Dick"

Tonight I feel so happy,
Tonight I feel so gay,
My mother's got a roly-poly pudding on the way,
I saw her put the currants in, the suet in as well,
Tonight I'm having spotty dick, my story I must tell,

I'm having a bit tonight,
I'm having a bit tonight,
My mother says I must be quick to get my bit of spotted dick,
I like my roly-poly, It fills me with delight
I haven't had any since Easter but I'm having a bit tonight

Tra la la la, Tra la la la

Then there is my girlfriend,
She's such a lovely girl
Her eyes are like the setting sun, her teeth as white as pearl
There's only one thing wrong with her, she isn't very fat
Tonight she's having spotty dick, so what'll she think of that?

She's having a bit tonight.... etc

Then there's dear old grandpa,
He seldom gets enough,
Although he's nearly ninety, he's a bugger for his duff!

He's having a bit tonight... etc


From the singing of Louie Fuller. I've been singing this for about three years now and it always goes down well at my club where it is known as 'The Pudding Song'