Bobert wrote

Heck, I always thought it was Spiro Agnew???? Jus funnin'... Spiro was kept way outtta the loop...

I wonder if this FBI yokel also wrote Mrs. Agnew's Diary for the National Lampoon during the Watergate years. That column was usually a month or two ahead of the Washington Post with the scoops. We'd see the latest in the papers and go "where have I read that before?" It was always Mrs. Agnew.

Haruo
who was a freshman at Yale when it all came down